Where to Wipe One's Nose
When I catch a cold, I’m a miserable, uncommunicative shell of a human being. But when my four-year-old daughter has a cold, she becomes Eli Whitney.
“Mommy, I like to wipe my nose on my dress when I’m sick,” my daughter told me a few weeks ago, “because there’s more room.”
Clearly, the girl is brilliant. Why bother with searching for rough squares of paper tissue when there are yards of soft fabric right at one’s fingertips? Perhaps I could be the first to market a dress that features a facial tissue skirt, in brown so that those troublesome boogers don’t show. It would be a runaway hit!
And when my innovative design catapults me to fame as lead couturier in the House of Givenchy, I’ll owe it all to my daughter and her tiny, runny nose. It could so happen.
Or maybe that’s just the cold medicine talking.
Since 'tis the season, you might want to check out all this valuable content about colds and flu – sponsored by Vicks, presented by DivineCaroline – including a chit chat where you can win $250!
“Mommy, I like to wipe my nose on my dress when I’m sick,” my daughter told me a few weeks ago, “because there’s more room.”
Clearly, the girl is brilliant. Why bother with searching for rough squares of paper tissue when there are yards of soft fabric right at one’s fingertips? Perhaps I could be the first to market a dress that features a facial tissue skirt, in brown so that those troublesome boogers don’t show. It would be a runaway hit!
And when my innovative design catapults me to fame as lead couturier in the House of Givenchy, I’ll owe it all to my daughter and her tiny, runny nose. It could so happen.
Or maybe that’s just the cold medicine talking.
Since 'tis the season, you might want to check out all this valuable content about colds and flu – sponsored by Vicks, presented by DivineCaroline – including a chit chat where you can win $250!
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